toe nail

one of my toe nails came out. it didnt really hurt much or bleed. so i was like "hey whats the big deal?" but today i was shopping for the first time in my life and i ran that toe over with a shopping trolley and it hurt so badly. you have to be such an egotistical cunt to blog. same as being a musician.

imagine

having two dicks and one ball

d'oh!

hotel for dogs says:
i started a blog

hotel for dogs says:
im not going to write anything in it

hotel for dogs says:
just makes following everything easier

the domestic violence incident occurred because Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes says:
i made an account

the domestic violence incident occurred because Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes says:
you doint need an empty blog lol

hotel for dogs says:
lol

hotel for dogs says:
doh!

hotel for dogs says:
im goiong to write a blog about this

the domestic violence incident occurred because Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes says:
d'oh amoss

the domestic violence incident occurred because Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes says:
about what

the domestic violence incident occurred because Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes says:
be a fuckin horrificly offensive dude

the domestic violence incident occurred because Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes says:
ill read it

hotel for dogs says:
im going to write a blog about how i fucked up and didnt need to create a blog to follow other peoples blogs

hotel for dogs says:
i might just copy and paste this convo

the domestic violence incident occurred because Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes says:
ehehehe

hotel for dogs says:
got anything to say to the blogosphere?

the domestic violence incident occurred because Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes says:
hello world lol tehe

hotel for dogs says:
damn dude

yeah

i probably wont write blogs. im just going to read other peoples. should i say what im about? hmm. yeah ok. i play in a band called bmx rapists. my mum wants me to change the name of the band but its such a good band name. yeah. no ones going to read this.